Words Don't Come Easy to Bismarck

How could Bismarck find a way to say that he loves me when to him words don't come easy.
Meowing incessantly is a good start.
"Meowwww?" Translation: You're leaving?
"Meeoow"  Please don't go.
"Mmmeow. Mmmeow."  You walk through that door and you'll never see me again.
"Meeoow" I was lying, you will see me again.
"Meooohw, Meooohw." But I'll be your worst nightmare.
"Mmeoow." I wasn't being sincere about the whole nightmare thing, please let me outside first.
"Meeeoow." There are dogs out here, let me back in. 
"Meow?" I wonder what those dogs are up to. 
"Meow, Meow, Meow." Hold your horses.
"Hissssss." Get those horses away from me.
"Mmmm...eow." Perhaps it's best I go with you.
"Meh." It makes no difference to me if you're going to the pool, I like getting in the water.
"Meow." Ok I'm lying again. But I do honestly like standing by the water.
"Hiss." What kind of public institution denies entry to cats.
"Kaahhkk." Hairball. 
"Meowww?" What am I supposed to do while you're gone.
"Meowwww?" What do you mean cats can entertain themselves.
"Ghrrr." A mouse, a mouse
"Bang, Clash, Bang." ....
"Meow?" What was that.
"Meow, meow." Ok, so I broke a lamp in my pursuit of the toy mouse, sue me.
"Meeoow." Is the attorney's name Katz? I'd like to meet him. 
"Meop?" What ever happened to the days when people would stay home with their cats?
"Meow." I would have to say that you humans are doing us animals a terrible injustice and that we will receive retribution in this life or the next.
"...Meow." Alright, I'll be here when you get home.
"Purr." I love you, drive safe.